Friday, April 17, 2009

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW.

The IAS Interview

One young man went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"


"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.



"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.





When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"


He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."


Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"


He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".


The interviewer was incensed.


"Hey! Are you mad or what?"


He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."


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Monday, April 13, 2009

What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets

Friday, March 27, 2009

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS I

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

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Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

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Nurse:

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

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Love Affairs:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


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Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.


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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


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Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.


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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


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Classic:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.


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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Highlights of Interim Railway Budget 2009‐10

Review of Financial Performance during the year 2008-09

Freight loading target retained at 850 mt; number of passengers likely to grow by around 7% over previous year.

Implementation of recommendations of VI Central Pay Commission (CPC) likely to cost the Railways Rs 9,000 cr more on staff costs and Rs 4,500 cr more on pensionary charges as compared with previous year.

Hence, Ordinary Working Expenses (OWE) increased to Rs 55,000 cr in the R.E and the appropriation to Pension Fund to Rs 10,500 cr.

Appropriation to DRF retained at Rs 7,000 cr.

Dividend payable to General Revenues kept at Rs 4,711 cr.

Cash surplus before dividend projected at Rs 19,320 cr and the Operating Ratio at 88.3% despite implementation of the VI CPC.

Revised plan outlay kept at Rs 36,773 cr.

Performance Review

The number of consequential accidents came down to 194 in 2007-08.

Agartala, the capital of the Tripura, connected by railway line. First train service in Kashmir valley commenced between Anantnag and Rajwansher. To be followed by Baramulla and Qazigund.

Successful trials completed for running electric locomotives with OHE at a height of about 7.5 mts in preparation for running double stack containers on electrified Western Dedicated Freight Corridor

Work on Eastern Dedicated Freight Corridor commenced near Dehri-on–Son on 10th February,2009. Work on Western DFC to commence this month.

Budget Estimates 2009-10

Freight loading targeted at 910 mt – an increment of 60 mt on 2008-09; number of passengers likely to grow by around 7%.

Gross Traffic Receipts estimated at Rs 93,159 cr i.e. Rs 10,766 cr more than RE 2008-09.

Ordinary Working Expenses budgeted at Rs 62,900 cr to cover the full year impact of VI CPC and the payment of 60% arrears due in 2009-10.

Dividend payable to General Revenues kept at Rs 5,304 cr at the current applicable rates.

Budgeted Operating Ratio 89.9%.
Plan outlay kept at Rs 37,905 cr.
Passenger Services

43 new train services to be started in 2009-10, extension of 14 trains envisaged and frequency of 14 trains to be increased.

Others

With a view to facilitate improved train operations, it has been decided to set up two new railway divisions at Bhagalpur and Thawe.

25 surveys proposed comprising 14 for new lines, 3 for gauge conversion and 28 for doubling projects.

Pre-feasibility study for running high speed bullet trains being pursued.

Construction of Rail Wheel Factory, Chapra on in full swing; Work on diesel and electric locomotive factories at Marhoura and Madhepura targeted for early start.
Bharat Wagon Limited, Mokama & Muzaffarpur transferred to Ministry of Railways; transfer of wagon units of Burn Standard at Burnpur and Howrah also under consideration on the same lines.

Reduction in Tariffs

Reduction in passenger fares of ordinary passenger trains by one rupee for fares costing up to Rupees fifty per passenger for journey above ten kms.

Second class and sleeper class fares of all Mail/Express and ordinary passenger trains to be reduced by 2 per cent for tickets costing Rupees fifty and more per passenger.

Fares of AC First Class, AC II tier, AC III tier and AC Chair Car also to be reduced by two per cent.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Funny Newspaper Classifieds

Funny Newspaper Classifieds

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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)



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2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)


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3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)


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4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)


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5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)


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6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)


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7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)


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8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)


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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)

Enjoy

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

Commandment 1

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.


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Commandment 2

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.


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Commandment 3

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!


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Commandment 4

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.


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Commandment 5

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.


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Commandment 6

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Commandment 7

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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Commandment 8

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.

But the law allows only one wife.


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Commandment 9

Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

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Commandment 10

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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Bonus Commandment ( Story )

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"


SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!


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Saturday, January 31, 2009

TTitles for Tamil Heros' next few movies. (Just for Fun)

RAJINI:



ROBO, REMOTE CAR, PLANE, BATTERY TRAIN, JET.



VIJAYAKANTH:



DHARMAPURI, SALEM, ERODE, NAMAKKAL, THOOTHUKUDI, MAYILADUTHURAI



VIJAY:



VILLU, AMBU, KATHI, KABADA, KAMBU.



AJITH:



ASAL, NAGAL, ORIGINAL, XEROX, COLOUR XEROX ,BLACK AND WHITE .



SURYA:



VARANAM AYIRAM, THORANAM RENDAYIRAM, POORANAM MOOVAYIRAM, PANJAVARNAM

NAALAYIRAM.



SIMBU:



SILAMBATTAM, PULIYATTAM, KORANKATTAM,,PAMBUATTAM, KARADIATTAM,

THINDATTAM.



JEEVA:



E, KOSU, ERUMBU, KARAPPAN POOCHI, MANPUZHU,NAYAE,PAYAEE.



VISHAL:



SATHYAM, SANTHAM, ABIRAMI, DEVIPARADISE.



BHARATH:



SEVAL, PURA, VAATHU, MAINA.



SERAN:



RAMAN THEDIYA SEETHAI, ANUMAN THEDIYA SEETHAI, RAVANAN KADATHIYA

SEETHAI.



NAGUL:



KADHALIL VIZHUNTHEAN, BIKELA VIZHUN THEAN, RODULAE VIZHUNTHEAN, KEELA

VIZHUNTHEAN,DITCHILLA VIZHUNTHEAN



JEEVAN:



THOTTA, BULLET, REVOLVER, RIFFLE.



VIKRAM:



KANDHASWAMY, KARRUPASWAMY, KUPPUSWAMY, KULANTHAISWAMY.



DHANUSH:



PADIKAADHAVAN, MUTTAL, THARUTHALA.



AARYA,



NAAN KADAVUL, NAAN PEAI, NAAN ARAKKAN, NAAN EMAN



JAYAM RAVI:



SOMETHING SOMETHING, NOTHING NOTHING, EVERYTHING EVERYTHING, ANYTHING

ANYTHING



NAREN:



5 ATHEY, 6 ATHEY, 7ATHEY, 8ATHEY



SARATHKUMAR,



1977, 1976, 1975, 1974, 1973



SJ SURIYA,



NEWTON'S 3 LAW, PASCAL'S LAW, HOOKE'S LAW, SHAKILA



MADHAVAN,



GURU YEN AALLU, PRIYA UN AALLU, NAMITHA YEN AALLU



SAANTHANU:



SAKKARAIKATTI, UPPUKATTI, SUNNAAMBU KATTI,


Disclaimer: Only for fun

Thursday, January 15, 2009

That's Intelligence

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber.

"That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,

"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER

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Moral:


When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

யார் புத்திசாலி?

மற்றவரை முட்டாள் என்று நினைக்காதவனே புத்திசாலி.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Long Ring Fingers May Point to Wealth in Traders, Study Says

A glance at a trader’s hand may reveal the size of his paycheck. The longer the ring finger is compared with the index finger, the bigger his pay is likely to be, a study of London traders found.

The secret to prosperity may be contained in their digit ratio, which reflects the length of the index finger divided by the length of the ring finger, according to a study of 44 London traders in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Traders with a lower digit ratio made an average of 679,680 pounds (or about $1 million U.S.), compared with 61,320 pounds ($90,956 U.S.) by those with a higher ratio, the report said.

Previous research has found that the digit ratio reflects how much testosterone an unborn baby was exposed to in the womb. Those exposed to high levels of the hormone are more sensitive as adults to testosterone that creates feelings of confidence and encourages risk-taking, said study author John Coates. Recognizing the physical characteristics of employees may help companies weigh their reaction to events, he said.

“Economics hasn’t actually looked at the physiology of people in stock market bubbles and crashes to see if their rationality is being impaired by their physiology,” said Coates, a professor at the Judge Business School at the University of Cambridge in the UK, in a telephone interview.
Earlier studies have identified several physical characteristics that reflect prenatal hormone exposure, including the digit ratio. The study only examined male traders.

Trader Fingers Measured

The new study was funded by the University of Cambridge. Coates and his team photocopied the right hands of 44 traders, all men, in London. He then measured the length from the tips of the fingers to the crease closest to the palm; the measurement was replicated by an independent observer.
The team found those with a lower digit ratio of 0.93, on average, earned 10 times more than those with an average ratio of 0.988. Men typically have a ratio below 1, indicating their ring fingers are longer, Coates said. Women typically have a ratio of 1 or above.

The study also found traders who have long ring fingers stayed in their jobs longer. Participants worked in a type of trading known as “high-frequency” trading, which lends itself to risk-taking and quick reactions, the authors wrote. In other types of asset management, such as mutual fund or pension management, these types of traders may not be as successful, Coates said.
Even within high-frequency trading, comparing the finger ratio only works if traders have equal access to capital and information, and similar risk limits, said Coates, who worked as a derivatives trader at Deutsche Bank in New York from 1996 to 2001, during the dot-com bull market. He was able to adjust the study data to minimize the influence of these factors.

“This was the trickiest part,” Coates said.

To contact the reporter on this story: Elizabeth Lopatto in New York at elopatto@bloomberg.net. Last Updated: January 13, 2009 00:01 EST

Courtesy: Bloomberg
(மார்கெட்டு படுத்தவுடன் எப்படியெல்லாம் யோசிக்கிறாங்க? ஒரு வேல தனியா ரூம் போட்டு யோசிக்கிறாங்களோ?)

Sunday, January 11, 2009

How to Impress

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes. "She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."


MORAL : NEVER GIFT TO IMPRESS BUT TO THE NEED

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Easy - Difficult things to follow


Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Government announces measures for stimulating the economy

The Government has been concerned about the impact of the global financial crisis on the Indian economy and a number of steps have been taken to deal with this problem.

The first priority was to re-assure the people of the stability of the financial system in general and of the safety of bank deposits in particular. To this end, steps were taken to infuse liquidity into the banking system and also to address problems being faced by various non-bank financing companies.

These steps have ensured that the financial system is functioning effectively without suffering the kind of loss of confidence experienced in the industrialised world. Having assured stability of the system, the Government has focussed its attention on countering the impact of the global recession on India's economic growth.

On the monetary side, the RBI has sought to pump sufficient liquidity into the banking system to enable bank credit to meet the expanded requirements of the economy keeping in mind the contraction in credit from non-bank sources. Banks have been provided adequate liquidity through a series of reductions in the CRR and additional flexibility in meeting the SLR requirement. Interest rate reductions have also been signalled by reductions in the repo and reverse repo rates, the most recent of which was announced on Saturday when both the repo rate and the reverse repo rate were cut by 100 basis points.

Access to external commercial borrowings has also been liberalised so that borrowers capable of accessing funds from abroad are allowed to do so. The banks are being encouraged to counter what might otherwise become self-fulfilling negative expectations by enhanced lending to support economic activity.

These measures in the area of money and credit are being supplemented by fiscal measures designed to stimulate the economy.

In recognition of the need for a fiscal stimulus, the government had consciously allowed the fiscal deficit to expand beyond the originally targeted level because of the loan waivers, issue of oil and fertilizer bonds and higher levels of food subsidy. In addition, the following steps are being taken:

1. Plan Expenditure:

In order to provide a contra-cyclical stimulus via plan expenditure, the Government has decided to seek authorisation for additional plan expenditure of upto Rs 20,000 crore in the current year. In addition, steps are being taken to ensure full utilisation of funds already provided, so that the pace of expenditure is maintained. The total spending programme in the balance four months of the current fiscal year, taking plan and non-plan expenditure together is expected to be Rs.300,000 crore. The economy will continue to need stimulus in 2009-2010 also and this can be achieved by ensuring a substantial increase in plan expenditure as part of the budget for next year.

2. Reduction in Cenvat:

As an immediate measure to encourage additional spending, an across-the-board cut of 4% in the ad valorem Cenvat rate will be effected for the balance part of the current financial year on all products other than petroleum and those where the current rate is less than 4%.

3. Measures to Support Exports

i) Pre and post-shipment export credit for labour intensive exports, i.e., textiles (including handlooms, carpets and handicrafts), leather, gems & jewellery, marine products and SME sector is being made more attractive by providing an interest subvention of 2 percent upto 31/3/2009 subject to minimum rate of interest of 7 percent per annum.

ii) Additional funds of Rs.1100 crore will be provided to ensure full refund of Terminal Excise duty/CST.

iii) An additional allocation for export incentive schemes of Rs.350 crore will be made.iv) Government back-up guarantee will be made available to ECGC to the extent of Rs.350 crore to enable it to provide guarantees for exports to difficult markets/products.

v) Exporters will be allowed refund of service tax on foreign agent commissions of upto 10 percent of FOB value of exports. They will also be allowed refund of service tax on output services while availing of benefits under Duty Drawback Scheme.

4. Housing

Housing is a potentially very important source of employment and demand for critical sectors and there is a large unmet need for housing in the country, especially for middle and low income groups. The Reserve Bank has announced that it will shortly put in place a refinance facility of Rs.4000 crore for the National Housing Bank. In addition, one of the areas where plan expenditure can be increased relatively easily is the Indira Awas Yojana. As a further measure of support for this sector public sector banks will shortly announce a package for borrowers of home loans in two categories:

(1) upto Rs.5 lakhs and

(2) Rs 5 lakh-Rs 20 lakh.

This sector will be kept under a close watch and additional measures would be taken as necessary to promote an accelerated growth trajectory.

5. MSME Sector

The Government attaches the highest priority to supporting the medium, small and micro enterprises (MSMEs) sector which is critical for employment generation. To facilitate the flow of credit to MSMEs, RBI has announced a refinance facility of Rs.7000 crore for SIDBI which will be available to support incremental lending, either directly to MSMEs or indirectly via banks, NBFCs and SFCs. In addition, the following steps are being taken.

(a) To boost collateral free lending, the current guarantee cover under Credit Guarantee Scheme for Micro and Small enterprises on loans will be extended from Rs.50 lakh to Rs.1 crore with guarantee cover of 50 percent.

(b) The lock in period for loans covered under the existing credit guarantee scheme will be reduced from 24 to 18 months, to encourage banks to cover more loans under the guarantee scheme.

(c) Government will issue an advisory to Central Public Sector Enterprises and request State Public Sector Enterprises to ensure prompt payment of bills of MSMEs. Easing of credit conditions generally should help PSUs to make such payments on schedule.

6. Textiles

(a) An additional allocation of Rs.1400 crore will be made to clear the entire backlog in TUF Scheme.

(b) All items of handicrafts will be included under 'Vishesh Krishi & Gram Udyog Yojana'.

7. Infrastructure

Financing A large number of infrastructure projects are now being cleared for implementation in the Public Private Partnership mode. These projects may experience difficulty in reaching financial closure given the current uncertainties in the financial world. In order to support financing of such projects, Government has decided to authorise the India Infrastructure Finance Company Limited (IIFCL) to raise Rs.10,000 crore through tax-free bonds by 31/3/2009. These funds will be used by IIFCL to refinance bank lending of longer maturity to eligible infrastructure projects, particularly in highways and port sectors. In this way it is expected that IIFCL resources used for refinance can leverage bank financing of double the amount. Depending on need, IIFCL will be permitted to raise further resources by issue of such bonds. In particular, these initiatives will support a PPP programme of Rs.100,000 crore in the highways sector.

8. Others

(a) Government departments will be allowed to take up replacement of government vehicles within the allowed budget, in relaxation of extant economy instructions.

(b) Import Duty on Naphtha for use in the power sector will be eliminated.

(c) Export duty on iron ore fines will be eliminated and on lumps will be reduced to 5%.

The Government is keeping a close watch on the evolving economic situation and will not hesitate to take any additional steps that may be needed to counter recessionary trends and maintain the pace of economic activity.

(Source http://pib.nic.in/release/release.asp?relid=45376)

RBI's Growth Stimulus

1. The global economic outlook has deteriorated sharply over the last two months. In its World Economic Outlook, published in early October, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) forecast global growth of 3.9 per cent in 2008, and of 3.0 per cent in 2009. The IMF has since revised its forecast for global growth downwards to 3.7 per cent for 2008, and 2.2 per cent for 2009. Many economists are now predicting the worst global recession since the 1970s. Several countries, notably the United States, the UK, the euro area and Japan are all officially in recession. More worryingly, current indications are that the recession will be deeper and the recovery longer than earlier anticipated.

2. Confidence in global credit markets continues to be low, and credit lines remain clogged. The tight and hesitant conditions in the credit markets are precipitating erosion of demand which, in turn, is feeding a recession - deflation vicious cycle. Central banks around the world are responding to the developments by aggressive and unconventional injection of liquidity, monetary easing and relaxation of collateral norms and eligibility criteria for their lending to financial institutions.

3. Contrary to earlier expectations that emerging economies will be affected only marginally, growth prospects of emerging economies have most definitely been undermined by the ongoing crisis with, of course, considerable variations across countries. The transmission to emerging economies is taking place via both trade and financial channels. Reflecting the contagion of the crisis, the IMF revised its growth forecast for emerging economies for 2009 to 5.1 per cent, down from its early October figure of 6.1 per cent.

4. The outlook for India going forward is mixed. There is evidence of economic activity slowing down. Real GDP growth has moderated in the first half of 2008/09. Industrial activity, particularly in the manufacturing and infrastructure sectors, is decelerating. The services sector too, which has been our prime growth engine for the last five years, is slowing, mainly in construction, transport and communication, trade, hotels and restaurants sub-sectors. For the first time in seven years, exports have declined in absolute terms in October. Recent data indicate that the demand for bank credit is slackening despite comfortable liquidity. Higher input costs and dampened demand have dented corporate margins while the uncertainty surrounding the crisis has affected business confidence.

5. On the positive side, headline inflation, as measured by the wholesale price index, has fallen sharply, and the decline has been sustained for the past four weeks, pointing to a faster than expected reduction in inflation. Clearly, falling commodity prices have been the key drivers behind the disinflation; however, some contribution has also come from slowing domestic demand. The reduction in prices of petrol and diesel announced last night should further ease inflationary pressures. To be sure, consumer price inflation for the months of September and October did increase. This is possibly owing to the firm trend in food articles inflation and the higher weight of food articles in measures of consumer price inflation. Historically there has been a correlation between wholesale and consumer price inflation, and given this correlation, consumer price inflation too can be expected to soften in the months ahead.

6. In response to the evolving global and domestic developments, the Reserve Bank has taken a number of measures since mid-September 2008. The aim of these measures was to augment domestic and forex liquidity and to enable banks to continue to lend for productive purpose while maintaining credit quality so as to sustain the growth momentum.

7. Measures aimed at expanding rupee liquidity included significant reduction in the cash reserve ratio (CRR), reduction of the statutory liquidity ratio (SLR), a special repo window under the liquidity adjustment facility (LAF) for banks for on lending to non-banking financial companies (NBFCs), housing finance companies (HFCs) and mutual funds (MFs), and a special refinance facility which banks can access without any collateral. The Reserve Bank is also unwinding the Market Stabilization Scheme (MSS) securities roughly synchronised with the Government borrowing programme in order to manage liquidity.

8. Measures aimed at managing forex liquidity include upward adjustment of the interest rate ceilings on the foreign currency non-resident (banks) [FCNR(B)] and non-resident (external) rupee account [NR(E)RA] deposits, substantially relaxing the external commercial borrowings (ECB) regime, allowing NBFCs/HFCs access to foreign borrowing and allowing corporates to buy back foreign currency convertible bonds (FCCBs) to take advantage of the discount in the prevailing depressed global markets. The Reserve Bank has also instituted a rupee-dollar swap facility for banks with overseas branches to give them comfort in managing their short-term funding requirements.

9. Measures to encourage flow of credit to sectors which are coming under pressure include extending the period of pre-shipment and post-shipment credit for exports, expanding the refinance facility for exports, contra-cyclical adjustment of provisioning norms for all types of standard assets (except in case of direct advances to agriculture and small and medium enterprises which continue to be 0.25 per cent) and risk weights on banks' exposure to certain sectors which had been increased earlier counter-cyclically, and expanding the lendable resources available to the Small Industries Development Bank of India (SIDBI) and the National Housing Bank (NHB).

10. To improve the flow of credit to productive sectors at viable costs so as to sustain the growth momentum, the Reserve Bank signaled a lowering of the interest rate structure by reducing its key policy repo rate by 150 basis points from 9.0 per cent as on October 19 to 7.5 per cent by November 3, 2008.

11. Taken together, the measures put in place since mid-September 2008 have ensured that the Indian financial markets continue to function in an orderly manner. The cumulative amount of primary liquidity made available to the financial system through these measures is over Rs.300,000 crore. This sizeable easing has ensured a comfortable liquidity position starting mid- November 2008 as evidenced by a number of indicators. Since November 18, the LAF window has largely been in the absorption mode. The weighted average call money rate has come down from a recent high of 19.7 per cent on October 10 to 6.1 per cent on December 5. The overnight money market rate has consistently remained within the LAF corridor (6.0 per cent to 7.5 per cent) since November 3. The yield on the 10 year benchmark G-Sec has declined from 8.6 per cent on September 29 to 6.8 per cent on December 5. Taking the signal from the repo rate cut, the top five public sector banks have reduced their benchmark prime lending rates (BPLR) from 13.75 – 14.00 per cent as on October 1 to 13.00 – 13.50 per cent presently.

12. The Reserve Bank has reviewed the evolving macroeconomic and monetary/liquidity conditions and has decided to take the following further measures:

It has been decided to reduce the repo rate under the LAF by 100 basis points from 7.5 per cent to 6.5 per cent and the reverse repo rate by 100 basis points from 6.0 per cent to 5.0 per cent, effective December 8, 2008.

In view of the need to enhance credit delivery to the employment- intensive micro and small enterprises (MSE) sector, it has been decided to provide refinance of an amount of Rs. 7,000 crore to the Small Industries Development Bank of India (SIDBI) under the provisions of Section 17(4H) of the Reserve Bank of India Act, 1934. This refinance will be available against:

(i) the SIDBI’s incremental direct lending to MSE; and

(ii) the SIDBI’s loans to banks, NBFCs and State Financial Corporations (SFCs) against the latter’s incremental loans and advances to MSEs. The incremental loans and advances will be computed with reference to outstandings as on September 30, 2008. The facility will be available at the prevailing repo rate under the LAF for a period of 90 days. During this 90-day period, the amount can be flexibly drawn and repaid. At the end of the 90-day period, the drawal can also be rolled over. This refinance facility will be available up to March 31, 2010. The utilisation of funds will be governed by the policy approved by the Board of the SIDBI.

We are working on a similar refinance facility for the National Housing Bank (NHB) of an amount of Rs 4, 000 crore. We will announce the details after consideration of the proposal by the Central Board of the Reserve Bank which is meeting next week.

On November 15, 2008, the Reserve Bank had announced that proposals by Indian companies for premature buyback of foreign currency convertible bonds (FCCBs) would be considered under the approval route, provided that the buyback is financed by the company's foreign currency resources held in India or abroad and/or out of fresh external commercial borrowings (ECBs) raised in conformity with the current norms for ECBs. Extension of FCCBs was also permitted at the current all-in cost for the relevant maturity. On a review, it has now been decided to permit Authorized Dealers Category - I banks to consider applications for premature buyback of FCCBs from their customers, where the source of funds for the buyback is: i) foreign currency resources held in India (including funds held in EEFC accounts) or abroad and/or ii) fresh ECB raised in conformity with the current ECB norms, provided there is a minimum discount of 15 per cent on the book value of the FCCB. In addition, the Reserve Bank will consider applications for buyback of FCCBs out of rupee resources provided that: (i) there is a minimum discount of 25 per cent on the book value; (ii) the amount of the buyback is limited to US $ 50 million of the redemption value per company; and (iii) the resources for buyback are drawn out of internal accruals of the company as certified by the statutory auditor.

It has been decided that loans granted by banks to Housing Finance Companies (HFCs) for on-lending to individuals for purchase/construction of dwelling units may be classified under priority sector, provided the housing loans granted by HFCs do not exceed Rs.20 lakh per dwelling unit per family. However, the eligibility under this measure will be restricted to five per cent of the individual bank’s total priority sector lending. This special dispensation will apply to loans granted by banks to HFCs up to March 31, 2010.

Under the current guidelines, exposures to commercial real estate, capital market exposures and personal/ consumer loans are not eligible for the exceptional regulatory treatment of retaining the asset classification of the restructured standard accounts in standard category. As the real estate sector is facing difficulties, it has been decided to extend exceptional/ concessional treatment to the commercial real estate exposures which are restructured up to June 30, 2009.

In the face of the current economic downturn, there are likely to be more instances of even viable units facing temporary cash flow problems. To address this problem, it has been decided, as a one time measure, that the second restructuring done by banks of exposures (other than exposures to commercial real estate, capital market exposures and personal/ consumer loans) up to June 30, 2009, will also be eligible for exceptional regulatory treatment.

In view of the difficulties faced by exporters on account of the weakening of external demand, it was decided that the interest rate on Post-shipment Rupee Export Credit up to 180 days will not exceed BPLR minus 2.5 percentage points. In respect of overdue bills, banks have been permitted to charge the rates fixed for Export Credit Not Otherwise Specified (ECNOS) for the period beyond the due date. It has now been decided that the prescribed interest rate as applicable to post shipment rupee export credit (not exceeding BPLR minus 2.5 percentage points) may also be extended to overdue bills up to 180 days from the date of advance.

13. Operational instructions covering the above measures will be issued separately.

14. The cumulative impact of the measures in today's package, together with earlier measures, should be to step up demand and arrest the growth moderation. In particular, the reduction in the repo/reverse repo rates should result in a reduction in the marginal cost of funds to banks and enable them to improve the flow of credit to productive sectors of the economy on viable terms. The liquidity support provided to the SIDBI under the refinancing arrangement is expected to alleviate the credit stress/tightening of lending conditions confronting micro and small enterprises and should revive activity in these employment-intensive drivers of growth. The facility for premature buyback of FCCBs will help Indian companies to take advantage of the current discounted rates at which their FCCBs are trading. The special dispensation for treating loans to HFCs as priority sector lending will boost lending to the housing sector. The facilities for restructuring exposures will help soften pressures being faced by the commercial real estate and other sectors in the current environment. The benefit of the concessional rate of interest available to the exporters up to 180 days irrespective of the original maturity of the export bills is intended to benefit exporters who have drawn bills for shorter maturities and are facing difficulties in realizing the bills on due dates on account of external problems.

15. Given the uncertain outlook on the global crisis, it is difficult to precisely anticipate every development. The Reserve Bank will continue to closely monitor the developments in the global and domestic financial markets and will take swift and effective action as appropriate. The Reserve Bank's policy endeavour will be to minimise the negative impact of the crisis and to ensure an orderly adjustment. In particular, we will try to maintain a comfortable liquidity position, see that the weighted average overnight money market rate is maintained within the repo-reverse repo corridor and ensure conditions conducive for flow of credit to productive sectors, particularly the stressed export and small and medium industry sectors.

16. The fundamentals of our economy continue to be strong. Once the crisis is behind us, and calm and confidence are restored in the global markets, economic activity in India will recover sharply. But a period of painful adjustment is inevitable.

(Source: http://rbi.org.in/scripts/BS_PressReleaseDisplay.aspx?prid=19612)

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Terror Tourism


A controversy broke out on Sunday over Chief Minister Vilasrao Deshmukh being accompanied by hot-shot film maker Ram Gopal Varma and his actor-son Riteish during his visit to terror-hit luxury Taj Mahal and Trident-Oberoi luxury hotels


As eyebrows were raised about the two members from the film industry being in the chief minister's team, Varma said he saw nothing wrong since he happened to be with Riteish when Deshmukh came visiting the Taj Hotel. "I just walked along with him (Riteish). I have no intention of making a film neither do I know Vilasrao Deshmukh," Varma said. "We never have been formally introduced. I doubt he knows me also. I personally have no intention. On making a film on this incident obviously I cannot stand for the rest of the filmmakers in Bollywood," Varma added. Deshmukh has come in for criticism from a section of media, which lampooned him, saying he had gone on a 'picnic' along with son and Varma. "I did not see anything there which the TV coverage has not shown me already. "I have no intention of making a film ever on this issue," he added. Similar was the response of other film makers Rahul Dholakia and Mahesh Bhatt. However, one industry observer said, "It is still too early to say. But going by past experiences, Bollywood film makers are known to jump at any tragedy -- and this one is of a monumental nature -- to choose as subject of their ventures", an industry observer said.


Courtesy: NDTV.COM

Thursday, November 27, 2008

மும்பையில் பயங்கரவாத தாக்குதல்

இந்தியாவின் பொருளாதாரத் தலைநகரான மும்பையில் பயங்கரவாதிகள் நடத்தியுள்ள மிகப்பெரிய தாக்குதல் நடவடிக்கைகளில் நூற்றுக்கும் மேற்பட்டோர் கொல்லப்பட்டுள்ளனர். சுமார் 300 பேர் காயமடைந்துள்ளனர்.

கடைசியாக கிடைத்த விபரங்கள்

துப்பாக்கிதாரிகளால் முற்றுகையிடப்பட்டிருந்த இரண்டு முன்னணி விடுதிகளின் கட்டுப்பாட்டை முழுமையாக மீட்டெடுக்க பாதுகாப்புப் படையினர் முயன்றுவருகிறார்கள். ஓபராய் விடுதியில் பணயக் கைதிகள் பிடித்துவைக்கப்பட்டுள்ளதாகவும் தாஜ் மஹால் விடுதியிலிருந்தவர்கள் விடுவிக்கப்பட்டுவிட்டார்கள் என்றும் மாநில காவல்துறை தலைவர் தெரிவித்துள்ளார். ஆனாலும் தாஜ் மஹால் விடுதியில் மேலும் சிலர் சிக்கியிருக்கவே செய்கின்றனர். ஒவ்வொரு அறையாக பாதுகாப்புப் படையினர் சோதனை நடத்திவருகிறார்கள். அவ்விடுதியிலிருந்து சில வெடிப்புகளும் துப்பாக்கி சத்தமும் கேட்கக்கூடியதாக இருக்கிறது. தாக்குதல்கள் நடந்த வேறு எட்டு இடங்களையும் பொலிஸாரும் இராணுவத்தினரும் தற்போது கட்டுப்பாட்டுக்குள் கொண்டுவந்துவிட்டதாக தெரிவிக்கப்படுகிறது.
தாக்குதலாளிகள் ஒரு படகில் வந்ததாக அதிகாரிகள் கூறுகின்றனர். அவர்களில் நான்கு பேர் கொல்லப்பட்டும் ஒன்பது பேர் கைதுசெய்யப்பட்டும் இருப்பதாக அதிகாரிகள் தெரிவிக்கின்றனர்.

முன்னதாக கிடைத்த விபரங்கள்

மும்பை சம்பவம் தொடர்பாக நாட்டு மக்களுக்கு தொலைக்காட்சி மூலம் உரையாற்றிய பிரதமர் மன்மோகன் சிங், இந்தச் சம்பவத்தில் ஈடுபட்ட கும்பல், வெளிநாட்டிலிருந்து வந்ததாகக் குறிப்பிட்டுள்ளார். அதுதொடர்பாக, அண்டை நாடுகளிடம் எடுத்துச் செல்லப்படும் என்று கூறியுள்ளார்.

சந்தேகத்துக்குரிய நபர்கள் இந்தியாவுக்குள் நுழைவது தடுக்கப்படும் என்றும், பயங்கரவாதிகளுக்கான நிதி இந்தியாவுக்கு வருவதை முடக்குவதற்கு நடவடிக்கை எடுக்கப்படும் என்றும் பிரதமர் உறுதியளித்துள்ளார்.

பயங்கரவாதக் குற்றங்களை விசாரிக்க, மத்திய விசாரணை அமைப்பு ஒன்று ஏற்படுத்தப்படுவது அவசியம் என்றும், தற்போதுள்ள தேசிய பாதுகாப்புச் சட்ட விதிகள் மேலும் கடுமையாக்கப்படும் என்றும் மன்மோகன் சிங் தெரிவித்துள்ளார்.
ஐக்கிய முற்போக்குக் கூட்டணியின் தலைவர் சோனியா காந்தி இதுபற்றிக் கருத்துத் தெரிவிக்கும்போது, இந்த நெருக்கடியான நேரத்தில் அனைவரும் ஒன்றுபட்டு நிற்க வேண்டும் என்று கோரிக்கை விடுத்துள்ளார்.

தாக்குதல் நடந்த இடங்கள் வரைபடத்தில்...


'டெக்கான் முஜாஹிதீன்' என்ற புதிய அமைப்பு இந்த பயங்கரவாத தாக்குதல்களுக்கு பொறுப்பேற்றுள்ளது.
புதன்கிழமை இரவு சுமார் 9.30 மணிக்கு முதல் தாக்குதல் தொடங்கியது. முக்கிய ரயில் நிலையம், மருத்துமனை உள்பட பல இடங்கள் தாக்குதலுக்கு உள்ளாகியிருக்கின்றன.
இந்த பயங்கரவாதத் தாக்குதல்களுக்கு பிரிட்டிஷ் பிரதமர் கோர்டன் பிரவுன், அமெரிக்க ஜனாதிபதி ஜார்ஜ் புஷ், அமெரிக்க அதிபராகத் தேர்வு செய்யப்பட்டுள்ள பராக் ஒபாமா உள்பட பல்வேறு உலகத் தலைவர்கள் கண்டனம் தெரிவித்துள்ளனர்.

சர்வதேச விமானங்கள் ரத்து

மும்பையில் இருந்து உலகின் வேறு பகுதிகளுக்கு செல்லும் பெரும்பாலான விமான சேவைகள் ரத்து செய்யப்பட்டுள்ளன. ஆனால் உள்ளூர் விமான சேவைகள் பல இயங்குகின்றன.

நகரில் பதற்றம்

மும்பையில் பயங்கரவாதிகளுக்கு எதிரான நடவடிக்கை சுமார் 16 மணி நேரங்களாக தொடர்ந்து நடந்துவரும் நிலையில், நகரின் இயல்பு வாழக்கை பாதிக்கப்பட்டுள்ளது. பல இடங்களில் ஊரடங்கு உத்திரவு அமலில் உள்ளது. பள்ளிக்கூடங்கள், அரசு அலுவலகங்கள், பங்கு சந்தை உள்ளிட்டவை வியாழனன்று மூடப்பட்டுள்ளன. நகரின் சாலைகள் வெறிச்சோடிக் காணப்படுகின்றன. மக்கள் தத்தமது வீடுகளிலேயே இருக்குமாறு அறிவுறுத்தப்பட்டுள்ளனர்.

நன்றி (BBC Tamil)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dignity in Conceding Defeat

John McCain has admitted defeat in the race for the White House. Complete text of Sen. McCain's concession speech available here.

Speaking before a crowd of supporters at an Arizona hotel several minutes ago, he said that he had called his rival, Democrat Barack Obama, to concede.

"My friends, we have -- we have come to the end of a long journey," he told the crowd. "The American people have spoken, and they have spoken clearly. A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Sen. Barack Obama to congratulate him."

The news was met with boos, but McCain hushed them. In the eloquent speech that followed, McCain acknowledged the special historic significance of Obama's victory and urged Americans to put aside their differences.

"These are difficult times for our country and I pledged to him tonight to do all in my power to help him lead us in the many challenges we face," McCain said. "I urge all Americans who supported me to join me in not just congratulating him, but offering our next president our good will."

When he was interrupted by jeers, he tried to calm the crowd again. "Please," he pleaded softly.
"Whatever our differences, we are fellow Americans, and believe me when I say no association has ever meant more to me than that. It is natural to feel some disappointment, but tomorrow we must move beyond it and ... get our country moving again."

McCain said he blamed himself for the loss. "We fought as hard as we could," he said. "Though we fell short, the failure is mine, not yours," he said.

McCain thanked his family and friends and campaign aides and then thanked Sarah Palin, who stood nearby with tears in her eyes. He called Palin "one of the best campaigners I have ever seen and an impressive new voice in our party for reform and the principles that have always been our greatest strength." That line received the loudest applause of the night.Before leaving the stage McCain said, "This campaign was and will remain the great honor of my life."


(Source CNN)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Delicious India


Every State in India got its own regional special food. You can choose one from the graphical information given below in case you travel to a particular state.



Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Neither Legal Nor Logical - Real Fun

A Student secures lower grade in the externals and after looking at the mark sheet he asks his Professor.



Student: "Can you answer any question? “



Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"



Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "



Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"



Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"



Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his Student’s exam mark into an "A", as agreed.



Afterwards, the Professor calls on the Student and asks him the same question.


He immediately answers:

"Sir, you are 60 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

Your wife has a 25-year-old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Check Your Reaction Time

The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is:

.75 seconds.......

or 1 car length for every 10 mph......

Test your average reaction time.

Click on the link below and good luck. Click here...

Reaction Test