Friday, March 27, 2009

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS I

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

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Life Insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

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Nurse:

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

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Love Affairs:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


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Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.


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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


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Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.


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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


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Classic:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.


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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


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