EVERGREEN SARDARJI JOKES - JUST FOR FUN

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.





Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".





Sardar thinks "how poetic"





Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".





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Sardar at bar in New York.





Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"





Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"





Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"



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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is ito.k?





Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??





how much is DRIVING salary...?





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Sardar's theory :





Moon is more impt than Sun, Bcoz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!





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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...





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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend





" u said v will do registerMarriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....





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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.





He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.





He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.





He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."





Finally he wrote the conclusion............ "after all the legs of acockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"





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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"





Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"





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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.





Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.





Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....





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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.





Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar :





Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......





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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .





he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.





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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?





Sardar : liquid state.....



Audience clapped..





Amitab stunned, looks behind,





ALL WERE SARDARS.....





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Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes

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A Teacher lecturing on population -

In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her

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