Every State in India got its own regional special food. You can choose one from the graphical information given below in case you travel to a particular state.
8 years ago
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Neither Legal Nor Logical - Real Fun
A Student secures lower grade in the externals and after looking at the mark sheet he asks his Professor.
Student: "Can you answer any question? “
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his Student’s exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the Professor calls on the Student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers:
"Sir, you are 60 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 25-year-old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Student: "Can you answer any question? “
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his Student’s exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the Professor calls on the Student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers:
"Sir, you are 60 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 25-year-old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Check Your Reaction Time
The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is:
.75 seconds.......
or 1 car length for every 10 mph......
Test your average reaction time.
Click on the link below and good luck. Click here...
Reaction Test
.75 seconds.......
or 1 car length for every 10 mph......
Test your average reaction time.
Click on the link below and good luck. Click here...
Reaction Test
Karupputhaan enakku pidicha kalaru
Supposedly written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
NOTE: IF YOU ARE WHITE, PLEASE TAKE IT EASY, IF YOU ARE BLACK , PROUD BE BLACK
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
NOTE: IF YOU ARE WHITE, PLEASE TAKE IT EASY, IF YOU ARE BLACK , PROUD BE BLACK
A Man is thinking - Just for Fun
Thought 1
The average man's life consists of
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. 'Who are you?' 'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered. 'Oh, yeah?' the man asked 'And where the hell were you when I got married?'
Thought 3
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life..' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.'
The whole audience including priest started laughing..........But not the poor groom!!!!
The average man's life consists of
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Thought 2
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. 'Who are you?' 'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered. 'Oh, yeah?' the man asked 'And where the hell were you when I got married?'
Thought 3
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life..' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.'
The whole audience including priest started laughing..........But not the poor groom!!!!
EVERGREEN SARDARJI JOKES - JUST FOR FUN
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
******
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
******
Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is ito.k?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
*******
Sardar's theory :
Moon is more impt than Sun, Bcoz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!
*********
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
*********
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do registerMarriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
*********
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion............ "after all the legs of acockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
**********
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
******
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
***********
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar :
Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
***********
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
*******
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped..
Amitab stunned, looks behind,
ALL WERE SARDARS.....
*********
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
******
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
******
Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is ito.k?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
*******
Sardar's theory :
Moon is more impt than Sun, Bcoz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!
*********
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
*********
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do registerMarriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
*********
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion............ "after all the legs of acockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
**********
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
******
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
***********
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar :
Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
***********
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
*******
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped..
Amitab stunned, looks behind,
ALL WERE SARDARS.....
*********
Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......
Friday, October 17, 2008
Investment Wisdom - A Good Poem
I asked for Strength
And god gave me difficulties to make me strong
I asked for wisdom
And god gave me problems to solve
I asked for Prosperity
And god gave me brawn and brain to work
I asked for courage
And god gave me dangers to overcome
I asked for love
And god gave me troubled people to help
I asked for favors
And god gave me opportunities
I asked for Investment wisdom
And god gave me stock market crisis to face
I received nothing I wanted
And yet everything I needed
And god gave me difficulties to make me strong
I asked for wisdom
And god gave me problems to solve
I asked for Prosperity
And god gave me brawn and brain to work
I asked for courage
And god gave me dangers to overcome
I asked for love
And god gave me troubled people to help
I asked for favors
And god gave me opportunities
I asked for Investment wisdom
And god gave me stock market crisis to face
I received nothing I wanted
And yet everything I needed
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